I went on a exploratory trip to the Last Bookstore last Friday. What an exciting trip! 40 minutes just to pass the 405. Someone decided to attempt suicide during rush hour traffic. The 101 was closed and […]
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Hurray Satan! How much fun it is to dance naked around the bonfire during the Sabbath!
From Chapter 4, In which we are invited to a ball inside of a cemetery At night, while their parents slept, the two sisters bragged to the little girl about the countless delights of being […]
Abbot Kinney Blvd. is too expensive! Venice witches shop at the 3rd St. promenade in Santa Monica
From Chapter 4, In which we are invited to a ball inside of a cemetery As each of her two elder daughters turned nine, the mother continued her explanation, she took them to their first […]
Not gross, but historically accurate! A man losing his pride is a common occurrence on Halloween!
Why, I’ve been told that chapter 3 of Love, or the Witches of Windward Circle is a bit gross. Never had I been more insulted, not since Monday! Historically accurate, that’s more like it, you ignorant twat! […]
Love, or the Witches of Windward Circle Official Book Launch Extravaganza
ATTENTION EVERYONE!! This is the official launch of “Love, or the Witches of Windward Circle” at THE LAST BOOKSTORE 435 S. Spring St. Los Angeles, CA 90013 You are invited. There will be food and […]
Wonder of wonders! An entire year in Albion in less than one second.
From Chapter 6: In which the two eldest sisters move to the city. Two days later, a package appeared at their door with Rosa’s name written in fancy red letters. Inside, the sisters found a […]
A bit of heresy to cheer up your day, after a day full of a man wearing white skirts
From Chapter 6: In which the two eldest sisters move to the city “It wasn’t what I dreamed,” Magnolia said to the girls, during one of those moments of vulnerability in which one’s aching truths […]
It is so ridiculously expensive to dress children for Church!
This is my entry to win a free illustration at this contest by Joe Slucher from Devian Art From Chapter 4, In which we are invited to a ball inside of a cemetery: As each of her two […]
On how to obtain a familiar to cause pain to others
Since Martin Shkreli made it fashionable to be evil, here is an extract from Chapter 10, In which we learn how to summon a demon [to serve you as your familiar]. You can be evil too! “Four points in […]
International Faggy Brown Writer Quoted in Another Blog!
So visitors are finding my silly little page at Goodreads. One of them posed a question, liked my answer and reposted it on his own blog, Howlarium. How flattering! Still, the road to fame is unpaved and steep, […]