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Uncategorized by carloselmarinoNov 24, 201512:33 amDecember 9, 2015

Tired of being ugly, old, and stupid?

Do men look through you as if you didn’t exist? Do you dream with romance but all you get is shame, abuse, and disappointment? SUFFER NO MORE! With our proven method, you can teach yourself […]

Uncategorized by carloselmarinoNov 13, 20156:35 pmDecember 9, 2015

Is brown-skinned Josie García the worst heroine ever?

First mistake: Being brown. She’s praised for the healthy color of her skin, but as Lina wisely says in chapter 15, when Josie expresses her wish to become an actress: “A Mexican will never play […]

Uncategorized by carloselmarinoNov 11, 201512:40 amDecember 18, 2015

Harris and Magnolia. Werewolf erotica.

I decided to write a short story inspired by two secondary characters in Love, or the Witches of Windward Circle. It’s a love story set in Santa Monica at the turn of the twentieth century. It is a stand-alone […]

Uncategorized by carloselmarinoOct 27, 201510:11 pmOctober 27, 2015

About Last Week’s Parties in my Book’s Honor

Following the extraordinary success of Love, or the Witches of Windward Circle book launch party at the Last Bookstore, our friend Mrs. Elektra Fry from Glendale, California, organized a macabre-theme party in my book’s honor. Well, she called it an Edgar […]

Humor by carloselmarinoOct 23, 20156:09 pmJuly 29, 2019
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Love, or the Witches of Windward Circle launch party was a most extraordinary success!

Dear Love of Southern Jesus, the Book Launch Extravaganza last night at the Last Bookstore was a complete success! Not even the horrible LA traffic prevented those brave readers and a pup named Bikini to […]

Uncategorized by carloselmarinoOct 20, 20156:28 pmOctober 21, 2015

Witches, ghouls and a tree full of penis-shaped cookies — yum, yum, yum!

Why, my most successful post is the one that includes a picture of a medieval witch (looks a bit like a nun) picking peckers from a fig tree. And of course! Who doesn’t like a […]

Uncategorized by carloselmarinoOct 19, 20154:57 amOctober 20, 2015

In which we make a trip to the Last Bookstore and we learn the real identity of the Zodiac

I went on a exploratory trip to the Last Bookstore last Friday. What an exciting trip! 40 minutes just to pass the 405. Someone decided to attempt suicide during rush hour traffic. The 101 was closed and […]

Uncategorized by carloselmarinoOct 14, 20156:46 amOctober 14, 2015

Hurray Satan! How much fun it is to dance naked around the bonfire during the Sabbath!

From Chapter 4, In which we are invited to a ball inside of a cemetery At night, while their parents slept, the two sisters bragged to the little girl about the countless delights of being […]

Uncategorized by carloselmarinoOct 12, 20156:26 pmDecember 9, 2015

Abbot Kinney Blvd. is too expensive! Venice witches shop at the 3rd St. promenade in Santa Monica

From Chapter 4, In which we are invited to a ball inside of a cemetery As each of her two elder daughters turned nine, the mother continued her explanation, she took them to their first […]

Uncategorized by carloselmarinoOct 9, 20157:04 pmJanuary 6, 2016

Not gross, but historically accurate! A man losing his pride is a common occurrence on Halloween!

Why, I’ve been told that chapter 3 of Love, or the Witches of Windward Circle is a bit gross. Never had I been more insulted, not since Monday! Historically accurate, that’s more like it, you ignorant twat! […]

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